The frog

> A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish.
>
> He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,
> 'Pick me up.'
>
> He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
>
> He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say
>
> again,'Pick me up.'
>
> He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
>
> The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
>
> The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' Pick me up then,
> kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman
> you have ever seen.I'll make sure that all your friends are envious
> and jealous because I will be your bride!'
>
> The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over,
> picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
>
> The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
> I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
>
> He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
>
> 'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
>
> With age comes wisdom.