Godly Geek Out

]Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away]They mouse They faxed They e-mailed They e-mailed with attachments They downloaded They did spreadsheets They wrote reports]They created labels and cards They created charts and graphsThey did some genealogy reports They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work
Satan observed this and became irate "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?

I though that was very funny, I have had a very bad day, but
you brought a light into my Life. Thank you Stone.

That was a good one!! 777 kudos....

Ha. That was good Stone!

I liked it