Energy Efficient Vehicle

While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... 'Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust.'

Greatr one John! I got another. After spending the entire day unloading the massive moving truck of their belongings, the new tenents were greeted by their Amish neighbor, who introduced himself and said, "If you're lacking anything, let us know and we'll show you how to live without it.".