Men vs. Women Jokes

by Anastasia Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:15 am

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Men and Women - Difference

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eating out and the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each
throw in $20 even though the bill is only $22.50. None will have
anything smaller, and none will admit they want change back. When girls
get the bill out come the calculators.

With money a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 dollar item she doesn't want.

In a bathroom a man has 5 items. A toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Holiday Inn. A women has on
average 337 items in her bathroom. A man would not be able to identify
most of these Items.
In arguments a woman has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beggining of a new argument.
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking men kick cats.
A women worries about the future until she gets a husband. A husband doesn't worry about the future until he gets a wife.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty
the garbage, answer the phone, and read a book. A man will get dressed
up for weddings and funerals.
A succsessful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful women is one who can find such a man.